Beep Beep...

Finally...

24 is back tonight... well almost... at least we get a little taste of what's to come!

In the meantime,

I leave you with:

Basic Truths About Jack Bauer

• Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
• If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
• If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
• Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
• If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.
• 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
• Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
• Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
• Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
• When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
• Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.
• Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
• When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
• You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
• Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 11am
• When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
• Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
• In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the heck have you done with your life?
• Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
• If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
• People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
• Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
• Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
• Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

Finally...

2009!!!!!

I just read something very disturbing on Fox News:

"... Fox's '24' is unlikely to be back until early 2009..."

Nooooooo.... Say it isn't true...
one more year?

Really?

Say it isn't so :-(

"24" Postponed by Writers Strike

Thursday , November 08, 2007

NEW YORK —

The writers strike has struck down the Fox thriller "24."

"24" is absent from the network's revised, strike-affected schedule for midseason. In its announcement, Fox explained the "Day 7" season for the series would be indefinitely postponed to ensure an uninterrupted run.

Like most series written by members of the Writers Guild of America, "24" is falling prey to a shortfall of scripts. But the heavily sequential, real-time "24" is dependent on a full-season run of 24 episodes.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309397,00.html

Now we have to wait even longer!

How long can we leave Jack staring over the ocean in his emo-ness?

Is 2007 over yet?

Do you ever feel like Jack Bauer...

staring over the cliff at the ocean...

wondering what life is going to throw you next?

Or am I the only one?

I'm so glad I have Jesus...

I don't know what I'd do without Him!

Cough... cough... cough... ugggg

Guess what... I have bronchitis and laryngitis... so basically I'm living a silent life of excessive coughing....

It is very interesting working at a school when you can barley whisper... The pre schoolers don't understand and just think I'm being silly. The second graders thought I was just pretending and tried to convince me to just speak normal... I tried... all that came out was a raspy sound that was almost a word but not really and then I coughed a lot. Imagine having the 2nd graders to yourself at recess with no voice to yell at them to line up? Or try to manage half a dozen 3-year-olds at lunch time all by yourself with no voice... It has been interesting times.
I can barely make it through a sentence on this blog without stopping to cough... oh the joy.
The saddest was one little girl who's usually my friend at the school who cannot handle me not having a voice and is keeping her distance... I tried to whisper to her that my voice would come back but it's hard to convince a 4-year-old of that!
Since the coughing wasn't ceasing and my voice not returning, I made a "fun" trip to see good 'ol Dr. Clark at Urgent Care in Carp. Thus my diagnosis of bronchitis... fun... To my dismay they made me wear a surgical mask... Suddenly my mind remembered images of the virus outbreak in
24 season 3
hopefully that Z pack he prescribed will take care of me and we won't have a matter of National Security!